Tony Awards for Millennials

Best Design of a Student Loan Debt Repayment Plan

Best Revival of an Old Argument with Your Ex Because You’re a Little Drunk and a Little Lonely and the Residual Anger Is a Turn On? Oops

Best Performance of Normality During an Anxiety Attack

Best Scenic Design of Your, Like, 500 Sq. Ft. Apartment That You Share with 3 Roommates but It’s Fine! You’re Living in New York! It’s the Dream!

Best Sound Design of a Playlist You Blast to Cover Up the Sound of Gross Dudes Catcalling You

Best Directions to Give Tourists and Feel Pride in Finally Being a New Yorker, Only to Realize Later They Were Wrong and Spend Hours, if Not Days, Wracked with Guilt

Best Book to Keep in Your Purse to “Read on the Subway” But You Won’t. You Never Do. Liar.

Best Orchestration of a Plan That Will Reduce Climate Change and Keep the Increase in Global Warming Below 1.5°C, Because Fuck, We’re All Gonna Die if We Don’t Fix This Soon

Best Costume Design of an Outfit That’ll Work for All Three Jobs You Have to go to Today. The Gig Economy!

Best Score ;)